Fighting The Red Dragon
February 19, 2002
I don't know about YOU guys, but I'm hyped up on gummi peach rings and got a shitload of stuff to do, so let's get this rant thang STARTED!

Today's comiken, as you may (or may not) have noticed, is a funny of a rather different color and composition. In fact, I am more than willing to bet that 95% of the males that viewed it wear an expression somewhat similar to the guy to the right.

This is by no means a declaration of war, or even a foretelling of things to come, i.e. rants against the male sex, etc. Not in any way. I rather like you fellows, I might just point out, I just think us chicks get the shit end of the stick in some matters, and on this particular occasion I felt like getting all high-and-mighty about it. Because that's just one of the *many* wonderful thingies you can do when you've got your own webcomic. ::grin:: So yeah - you don't like it, deal. There's a new one coming on Friday, totally free of menstrutory insinuation. I promise. It might even involve - and this is me just saying - *cake*, but I make no promises there.

I have gotten word from the indomitable Skrat that a possible - ::GASP!:: - 'Fallout 3' might just be on the horizon, handled by none other than Black Isle Studios, the geniuses behind the first two Fallout gems (and not, I can assure you, the authors behind the evidently craptastical Fallout: Tactics). But Black Isle is not the best financial position, and I'm crossing my fingers tightly enough for blood loss that some kind, *benevolent* game developers come along and assist them, maybe (as the man Skrat believes) Activision, or maybe Raven (hey, if Jedi Knight II kicks as much ass as I think it will, I'm hoping for them), or maybe God will create some magical divine company solely to help them get that game out, because dammit, they BETTER make it. It may not be the Fallout MMORPG I've been crying out for, but hell, at this point, any sequel better than no sequel a'tall, you get my drift? Here's hoping, fellow sports fans. And advice to Black Isle: you make this game, you make it BIGGER, more expansive, more weapons, NPCs, character templates, possible endings, weirdness, aliens, cities, the whole lot. And you know, all the other stuff you had in the first two that I love you for already. But you - you know that already. ::coy wink::

I may not have it linked, but rest assured, my presence at the insanity-fest known as True Meaning of Life has NOT gone unnoticed, as Web Guy Josiah has pointed out to me a number of visitors from that particular link. If you're a newbie from that location, I welcome you (bring friends bring friends bring ALLLLLL your friends). And if you're a regular here (bring more friends bring more friends bring MORRRRRE of your friends), and you want to know who I post as on the forums there - take a look and try to find me ::grin:: Or you can e-mail me about it, and I'll probably tell you. I'm a wimp that way. Poopie.

Well, time to get back to the homework thang, but take it easy, all, and be well. Keep forks away from your ocular areas.

Nothing like it on earth,
Annie "Blue" VM

I wanna love you but you're too damn stupid
I wanna love you but you're just plain dumb
I wanna love you but your head's full of air
And you're stone dumb - but I don't care

- Mustard Plug
"Too Stoopid"

Hey people, now because I do the actual updating of the site, and I on occasion post some message about some random topic (that and Annie told me I could whenever I wanted *smile* thank you sweetie)...I thought I would go off for a little bit. I hope that you at least read my little rant, what I like to call: Response to the entire AIM vs. the world, in terms of instant messaging.

For the past 4 years, I've been a 'user' of the AIM service. This is mostly because I have friends who use it, who have had AIM user names since when they were subscribers to the AOL service. Now, I've also been using the ICQ service for even longer, roughly 5 years, and have an ICQ number in the 1.5-1.6 million range (for perspective, I've recently gotten spam from the 149-151 million range). More recently, I got on to the MSN IM bandwagon because of other friends exclusively on that service as well.

Now you may be thinking "damn, that's a lot of different IM services/programs he's running". Well, yes and no (I could be running Yahoo! IM as well). For a couple years, I had been using Odigo with decent success (a multi-IM client). Of course I had to find a non - Internet Explorer browser to use because Odigo liked to crash, but I found a love for both Opera and K-Meleon, which appeased the Odigo gods. My biggest problems with Odigo was that it was unreliable, settings were spread all over the place, it felt clunky...oh, and it was ugly as fuck. Sure, you can skin it to change colors, but it had a fundamental flaw in that it limited your viewing space of your own contact list, unless you seperated the window, adding another item to your taskbar. It also had a problem with reconnecting occasionally causing a crash as well. Too damn buggy for me. Anyways...

For a little while, I tried different versions of the Jabber IM client, connecting to various Jabber IM servers. Each one had it's quirks, and for each Jabber IM server, there was always that one service you couldn't connect to (that you needed). Not to mention that for each server, you had to enter your entire contact list. That was a bitch. I tried running my own Jabber IM server...but six hours of attempted configuration...well, that's around 5 hours too long for setting up a basic server of any kind. I set up my ssh server in less than 15 minutes, web and ftp server with custom user names and path information in around 25. You get the idea. It's not for the faint of heart.

I then happened upon Trillian through a Slashdot link. Damn. I downloaded it, and within 5 minutes, my entire contact list was there. Imported from ICQ (last ran in 1999), downloaded from AOL's own servers, as well as MSN from the MSN server. Rockin'. Right out of the box the mofo worked like a beauty. Around 2 days later it stopped working with AIM. I headed to their site's forums, and there was apparently a patch, which fixed the issue. Great...worked for a day. Then there was another 2 days later, worked for a week. Now here I am, getting a message from "AOL Instant Messenger" stating that I've been disconnected for using an unofficial client, and that I can download their version somewhere else.

What the fuck? Who'se business is it that I'm running Trillian rather than the official AIM client? What right do companies have to alter their server software so that it only runs with certain clients? Shit, when Microsoft tried to do this to one of their sites (I think it was microsoft.com), by displaying a message saying that non IE browsers are not supported, and nothing else. Everyone was outraged, and within a few hours, it was back to normal.

I use AIM, ICQ, and MSN (others if there were any more really big ones) because it allows me to keep connected to friends. Any corporation running an IM server needs to realize that keeping connected to friends/relatives/colleagues is the user's primary concern. Running multiple IM clients simultaneously gets to be annoying (I've done it before when Odigo was working like shit, and am doing it now thanks to AOL being a bunch of corporate assholes).

Of course we have options. We can all (the users of the internet as a whole) opt for a single instant messaging client, one which is available to everyone, and has all the features people like. Unfortunately, the '800 pound gorilla' as it were, AOL, already has a serious foothold in the IM standards community (every AOL user has AIM installed as part of the AOL software). They also have decided that only their own software will be officially supported, and all others will be summarily hunted down and annhiliated (or at least disconnected). But AOL is trying to 'Open IM' standards according to this url? If they really want to commit to being open, let other IM clients connect to your network.

I don't know what AOL is thinking...or maybe I do, they do have that little advertisement window in their software, and apparently that's what they care about the most (when an employee of the Nullsoft division of AOL released a winamp plugin that allowed visualizations to appear in that advertisement window, AOL nearly shit themselves, and in around an hour, the download was removed). I can't imagine the ad-revenue would be that good, I mean the majority of the ads are for AOL itself (and the one I'm using merely has a 1/4x1 inch bar promoting AOL, but that's an 'old' 4.3 version).

To tell the truth, I want the FCC to fuck AOL. I want them to pass legislation making it illegal to produce or alter person-to-person instant messaging software to specifically deny unofficial products, just because they are not produced in-house. The law would apply to AIM, MSN, Yahoo, ICQ, or any others. Oh wait...no one but AOL has been overtly against this anyway.

Yeah. So that's my rant.

- web guy Josiah





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