Lets Hope It Doesn't Turn Out Like That
November 25, 2003
Please, please, PLEASE DEAR GOD, don't let Final Fantasy VII-2 turn out like this. PLEASE. It doesn't make me happy, in light of today's comic, to see character concepts for Final Fantasy XII where the female lead is wearing a skirt that is hardly bigger than a hankie (and the "male" lead is fricking scary! Eek! It's like they chopped off the head of a 9-year-old girl and put it on the body of a 19-year-old guy! YIPE!)... not to mention that in Final Fantasy X-2, apparently there's a minigame where one has to give Leblanc - a female villain - a fucking massage. ::shakes head:: I don't like to go all foaming-at-the-mouth here, but methinks that kind of game design should've gone out YEARS ago. There was an uproar about BMX XXX - and not JUST because of the Dave Mirra lawsuit regarding it - why the hell aren't people blinking at Square's new designs and going, "waitaminnit, they're setting games now like they were girly mags!" [She knows that BMX XXX isn't produced by Square, she was just highlighting that it was a girly-mag, and no one is getting down on FF games for doing the same because they are FF games - web guy Josiah] Yeah. And the sad thing? I know that no matter what I say, people will still buy it just because it's the next Final Fantasy game. I think that's insane. I mean, sure, Square has made some in-fricking-credible games, I think they deserve an off day as much as the next gamer, but this isn't an off day, this is getting stereotypical and lazy. You can't slap a chick in a thong and think you can appease a female audience by claiming "but, she's such a strong female lead!!" If she's so strong, why the hell doesn't she find herself some more damn clothes?! ::deep sigh:: Yeah. As if you couldn't tell, the issue has me riled. Good thing you get the kinder, gentler version in the comic. ::wink::

Yep, me and Web Guy Josiah is leaving today: who knows, by the time you read this, both of us could be relaxing with family in sunny AZ. But I've said it before, and I'll say it again: comic WILL happen on Friday as planned. So if you're getting tired of turkey already, never fear: you'll at least have something new here to feast your eyes on. (aren't I a prodigy with the metaphors? Go me... ::unnecessary self-congratulations::) But as stated, I gotta run - lots to do yet - but be well, all, and have a happy Turkey (or Tofurky) Day, and the goodness. Peace out.

I AM the Firestarter,
Annie "Blue" C

That's the point of delirium - Green Day
"Brain Stew (Godzilla Remix)"

Yeah. I'm all with Annie on this character costuming thing. Put some clothes on those virtual girls. Square, if you want to put out soft-core, at least spare us from your 'but they are strong female characters' bullshit. With clothes like that, they look like they have strong forearms, tongue and jaw muscles if you ask me.

Don't get me wrong, romance is good for a storyline-based game. The insertion of emotion is great, love, hate, joy, sadness... Hell, even a kiss or two, or some innuendo is just fine. But when fanboys are laying on the floor in front of their TV just to try to see up a skirt that's so short Christina Aguilera would blush, that's when you've gone too far. (I'm not posting an example picture link to that skank because... well... she's skanky)

Square seems to be suffering what many other businesses suffer from: a lack of concious thought in upper management. As a concious thinker, maybe I should market my talents to the business world after I'm done with my Ph.D., or they could hire Annie to be a consultant to tell them what is a stupid fucking idea that'll just piss off the female demographic (oh, and she's really good at thinking too).

Before I go, if anyone thinks that we live in the "land of the free, home of the brave", I urge you to take a walk over to this livejournal entry, in which describes how peaceful protesters are being treated like violent criminals.
- web guy Josiah





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