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To Whom It May Concern...
February 7, 2006
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Okay, so. I suck.
Friday, there was supposed to be a rant, and there was none. The short version of the story is that the Scarab Gate of Ahn'Quiraq opened on my World of Warcraft server, which is a big ginormous world event, and there was much pressure - too much, at least for my poor Will save to combat - for me to turn it down, and thus I played too late to provide a proper rant.
The long form is basically this:
"OMG!"
"whut"
"AQ GATE OPEN!!!111"
"O RLY???"
"YA RLY!!"
"NO WAI!"
"ya omg BUGS EVERYWHAR all over Barrens OMG in XR EVEN!"
"BUGS?!"
"YA!!!111"
"OMFG!!"
"OMG come kil bugs w us!!!!111"
"OMG OK OMW!!"
"OMG YAAAAY!!!!!!ONE!"
(...more or less. Or actually, in the case of the brainless Internet-speak, not at all)
But there were a lot of bugs there, for reals. And I happily killed many of them, and spend the rest of the time trying not to get mind-controlled by the various obelisks of evil bug-related-ness, and thus killing almost everyone. But that's another story altogether, which I will avoid assaulting you with.
But! In the meantime, I make up for last Friday (and for this Friday, as rant will be short due to a visiting friend) with a LINKSTRAVAGANZA!
* You know what you should be reading? Gunnerkrigg Court. Because it as an awesome and very well-done and unique webcomic, and those are precious things. Read it and smile, and wonder!
* Also you should listen to the strange and wonderful music of Tally Hall (or at the very least watch their crazy videos) because they are 31 flavors of awesome. BANANA!
* Lookit! It's the Web Economy Bullshit Generator! I could tell you more about what that is, but it's ever-so-much more fun to go there and see for yourself, eh? Ehhhh?
* So, ladies: some asshole is trying to steal your purse. Why not grab him and show him your best pro-wrestling moves? (WARNING: links and such on this page are NSFW. Bastards. You know how much I hate those, but it should say how awesome that I think this video is that I link it anyway. Just go there - NOT AT WORK - watch the video, laugh madly, and flee without anyone being the wiser.)
* MAC ADDICTS! This is for you. And I shall say nothing more. ::whistles innocently::
* What can I say except... Brokeback Mountain + Back to the Future = FUNNY.
* ...and last but not least - a GINORMOUS bunny rabbit. I would even call that a dire bunny, but hey: that's just me, and we all know I'm a gigantic nerd. So yeah.
Well, cats and kittens, that's it for me tonight. Tune in Friday, when our story CONTINUES! ...because it would be lame if it didn't. Yeah.
Making It All Up,
Annie "Blue" C
Make up your mind and tell me no
- Tally Hall
"Banana Man"
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