|
|
Giving Them the Business
June 2, 2006
|
|
Although I don't get all that much time to get out in what you humans call "The Outdoors," rest assured that I am a very pleased carbon-based life form that summer has finally fucking shown up for reals. Some may find it bizarre that summer is my favorite season - with the twin considerations that since I am a Job-Holding Adult now, I do not have three months free from responsibility, and that I grew up in Arizona where the summer weather can very easily turn your normal human into a leathery baked potato in less than a generous amount of time. But I crave nice, warm - nay, HOT - weather, lighter and less clothing (although those hideous jokes of fashion called "girl shorts" can go fuck themselves), and a bright celestial orb whose rays I can expose myself to. I am not a tanning FIEND, I just like being out in the sun. It makes me wish I had some kind of solar-dependent super powers so I could make more efficient use of my time out there, but hell, I wish I had those anyway.
That all being said? I hate people who take it upon themselves to be obnoxious in public spaces, ESPECIALLY parks. You get ninjaed, you have only yourselves to blame. I will fuck your shit up, and then swipe what looks appealing. It's how we roll, you know. Proper procedure.
Hm. Once again I must leave you a bit early, but what do I leave you WITH? No Linkstravaganzas until my game is squared away, but - aha! I will point out to you possibly the most badass rail slide EVER. Watch away. Especially as I'm stealing your candy. MUAHAHA.
Full of Dangerosity,
Annie "Blue" C
Rock your bodyline
- Toots & the Maytals
"Reggae Got Soul"
|
|
