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Not Like It Was Unexpected
February 20, 2007
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I'll be straight with you here: I have not seen Ghost Rider. Although it is not such a stretch to imagine that it sucks fat nuts, even though a bunch of people apparently lost their minds and collectively dropped like $44 MILLION on that piece of poopie over the weekend. Like - the hell, guys? I didn't need to see Ultraviolet to know it was balls. It's like a movie version of people going "Bleaugh, this is terrible! Here, YOU try it!" Like, I only accept that with UNIQUELY shitty films, like Cool as Ice and Yor, the Hunter From the Future - there you have a chance to do the ol' MST3K treatment on it, you know? Seeing a movie in the theater to see if it's shitty or not is like, man - you may mock it, but you're still out like ten bucks.
(Then again, I say this having seen Snakes on a Plane like a big hypocrite, but I will say it was with a ton of other people, an EVENT, and I yelled at that screen in a way that one would never be able to do at any other film, EVER. Which was entertaining in and of itself. Plus hearing my friend Chris bellow "OH SHIT! SNAKE CAM!" was just about worth the price of admission. The end.)
Anyhow - before I go, some LINKSTRAVAGANZANESS for you:
* Sifl & Olly + Fullmetal Alchemist = PROSTITUTE LAUNDRY! Watch it cuz it RAD.
* Maybe you've heard of the Internet's "Numa Numa" thing: maybe you haven't. I myself didn't see it but once over Web Guy Josiah's shoulder. I know I'm late for the bus on this one (so to speak) but that goddamn song has been IN MY HEAD for the last few days and won't leave (so if you seek it, proceed with caution, as it is infectious). But more to the point: there was a really fantastic article written about it, and I recommend it highly. I have now said my peace about it, and you can all go back to your non-Romanian boy-band-listening lives. But read the article!
* Washing dishes a pain? Don't got much room to store 'em? Lookit - the Dishmaker! Looks a bit flimsy yet, but man - stellar idea. Can I have one? ::grin::
* Speaking of things I want - Stephen Colbert gets his own Ben & Jerry flavor! Mmmm. I imagine it tastes like FREEDOM. Delicioush.
* So you're all like "lol wtf the Wilhelm scream about" and I'm like "dood watch this video there'z liek a TON in ther" and you're like "omg ok yay." THE END!
Enough with my crazy chatter. Goodness to you, Internet denizens!
Bidding a fondue,
Annie "Blue" C
Hey you
With that green glow in your hair
- Aquabats
"Radiation Song"
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