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OMG BERFDAY CRAZY LOLZ
March 30, 2007
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Be it known tomorrow be Web Guy Josiah's birthday! Yea, bring thanks unto him, for without him this site would not be. Not just because of his constant encouragement, patience, and support, but also because I know fuck-all about HTML. SO REJOYCE IN HIS AWESOMENESS! The end.
Also today my good friend Diane comes into town, whereopon we shall shriek in glee and hatch many dastardly schemes. And I lay my scorn on all single straight men who do not beg for her hand! I mean, JESUS, guys. She reads comic books and thinks my job is awesome, and also she is "hella fly." WTF IS RONG W U. OMG.
Anyhow. I fear aside from telling you to go vote for my friend John's design at Threadless (P.S: rate it a 5, por favor), I have little to offer you this week, LINKSTRAVAGANZA-wise. This suits me, as it leaves you free to enjoy the comic - and me to play Puzzle Quest. I should briefly direct you to ignore that Nintendo Power score there on that link. I don't even know what game they were playing. I think someone just gave them a Lego, or a block of wood, and they stuck it into their DS and played it for about a half-hour before deciding to score it as a 4 of 10. I am left with no other explanation, except to say they are possibly retards. That is disingenuous of me, and harshly worded (and meant as no insult towards the legitimately mentally handicapped), but then again - seriously. The fuck, you guys. You're telling me you'd have more fun hurling Pokémon into their mindless and repeditive conflicts? Gee, this one has a day/night cycle, where certain monsters can only be caught at a certain time of the day on a certain day of the week - like Saturday afternoon or Thursday night! Gee! You know what I'ma be doing Saturday afternoon? I'll be at the beach. And this Thursday night? Playing Puzzle Quest, jackholes. Again I'm being disingenous - not like I made this game! - but it's a unique concept (RPG and puzzle game bred together!), and anything that has captured the hearts of our design department AND the fickle hearts of Tycho and Gabe - and my own winsome affections! - deserves more than Pokémon: Granite and Unakite, despite what I am told is a rather staggering array of capturable pocket monsters. No thank you, sir.
Well - now that my ranting has wound itself down for the nonce, I shall take this time to bow to you in thanks, and vanish like the ninja. It's my thing, you know. Gots to have a thing.
Bright Ideas and Clever Attempts,
Annie "Blue" C
He'll show you how to do it if you help him get the straps loose
- Danger Doom
"Basket Case"
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